Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Time Plot thickens

HELLLOOOO LOSTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay...we'll get to the return of Michael in a second...or are we calling him Mr Johnson?...either way, he's not really the hot topic just yet....yet...

So Sun got off the island and had her baby....and we were watching Jin running around at seemingly the same time trying to buy a panda bear....for the ambassador of China....on an errand for his father in law....but Jin is dead...or at least buried....so how is this happening??????
This one is a head scratcher...or is it? Let's examine the clues.....

The first clue is the Year of the Dragon reference by the toy stoy owner...according to this:http://www.chinaorbit.com/china-culture/chinese-zodiac/year-of-the-dragon.html
the year of the dragon is 2000...This would be 4 years before Oceanic Flight 815 crashed on the Island...The second clue is that Jin has only been married for 2 months and he's working for Sun's father...So Jin's part is definitely happening PRIOR to Oceanic Flight 815....
Sun, as we all know, is pregnant on the Island in 2004.....as Juliet said "in 3 weeks, you will die"...do the math with the fact that, on the Island, women reach the middle of their second trimester and Sun is 15 weeks pregnant.... that means 5 months later she gives birth to Ji Yeon, so May 2005...we know she is part of the Oceanic 6, which for a recap I guess would consist of: Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sun and Aaron......
Then there's the headstone, which has Jin's death as 9/22/ 2004, the day of the Oceanic crash....so he never made it off the Island.....and the fact that one sharp dressed Hurley is there...
So Jin's story is a flashback and Sun's is a flash forward.....My first thought was that's an easy way out and it really doesn't make much sense in terms of reasoning...why bother telling some lame-o story about Jin trying to acquire a teddy bear??? It's filler and pointless, unless it was meant to confuse...which it was...You get the build up that he makes it to the hospital just in time to deliver the panda and then you realize that his is the flashback and her's is the flashforward...SO Jin never makes it off the Island...and the way Sun is emotional would indicate that he is dead because certainly she would be more adamant about getting back to the Island...
A nice twist on the whole flashback/flashforward angle...employing them both in one episode....very sneaky, sis!

So here's a theory about how this might pan out:
Jack wants to get back to the Island, desperately
Hurley is being summoned by the ghost of Charlie to return to the Island...
Kate has Aaron and doesn't want to go back to the Island at all....
Sayid is working as an assassin for Ben to protect the Island...
Sun has a baby and is the only one thus far who appears to be living a healthy lifestyle, although she does have a baby that was concieved on a magical Island...
So maybe in the near future we will see that the folks who were left behind are in danger and it's possible that Claire and Jin are still alive...perhaps the Oceanic 6 were chosen randomly and now they need to go back to help their fellow LOSTIES....I don't know how this is going to play but damn, it's getting fun!!!

Now as far as Kevin Johnson is concerned, this will most likely deal with time travel....I think Ben put Michael and Walt on a heading off the Island that would put them into a different time..Think about how the helicopter took off from the Island with Sayid and Des and landed a day later...It's entirely plausible with this show that Michael ends up back in time, maybe a year or so and is "recruited", much like Sayid in the future.......REMEMBER, he's only been off the Island for about 30 days at the most....I highly doubt this is enough time to get a new identity and infiltrate a boat that's headed back to the Island....but maybe he does...It only took me 35 days to do the same back in 1996....but I had a lot more hair back then so that helped....what the hell am I talking about??!..........
Anyway, next week will set all of that straight...be prepared for time travel, alien abduction and the Watergate tapes....who knows how this thing will go.......
That's it LOSTIES......
EPdeLFC, JB

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Cowboys Like Us

HELLOOOOO LOSTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight we have an all new episode of LOST entitled : Ji Yeon....I'll let the Korean name do the talking for me and let you figure out who the show is centered on....I also think the promos tell you as well.....I will spoil this for you: Jin's English is getting better by the day....I think the island can not only make a paralyzed man walk, it can also get you hooked on Phonics....

So today's update is a little informational, a little fun at the show's expense and the link at the bottom is a great interview with the show's Executive Producers, Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof...I highly recommend the read....

So, now for the fun...as you all know, I find pictures from the episodes from time to time and post them on the blog....I try to come up with something witty to say, in lieu of the actual dialogue...a "Mad Libs", if you will...So here are some photos from episodes so far, with a couple of attempts at humor...I will thank you all in advance for indulging me....

"That was a lovely dance....here is your dollar"

OR
"I'm sorry you didn't find it "sexy"...here is your dollar back."


There goes Ben...getting his ROLL on....



"Now, Sawyer, we'll need you to try to look seductive in this shot........"

".....Or maybe this would be better......."


"....Or this......"

..THAT'S IT!!!!!.......wait...can we get another button removed?!?!?!"
These were all courtesy of ONE episode: #4 "Eggtown"...


"What?!...I cannn't bloody hear yew....what?...You "just called to say I love you"...who is this?...Stevie?!...."


Okay...so they aren't all solid gold but I have to admit..everytime I read the Ben one I laugh....maybe I should have stopped there.... :)

One more thing: I HIGHLY recommend you guys check out the comments section at the bottom of each blog...Sometimes it's like a whole nother blog has been written...I love all the comments from the LOSTIES!!!!!!! That's what this whole thing was for: creating a forum where I lead with an extremely self biased iron fist...

Enjoy this link and enjoy tonight's show!!!
http://www.ugo.com/tv/lost/?cur=darlton
Source: courtesy of UGO.com

EPdeLFC...................JBizzle